tangent thirty-five: ha.

I saw this sign today.

Peace. Love. Phallicism.

tangent thirty-four: I'm live.

melissalangstonwood.com

So I'm a copywriter. With a website. Now let's just get a dank job. 

Peace. Love. Go advertising. 

tangent thirty-three: repeat offender.

I think whoever is in charge of stock photos at NBC and ABC needs to dig more. If you pay attention to my blog, you'll notice that almost the same exact photo can be seen in tangent thirty. But it's a different TV show. The screenshot at the top is of The Gates (which is a new show about vampires, werewolves, and other things of that nature). I think someone needs to be fired. Or two people need to be fired. It's clear that Parks and Recreation and The Gates do not share the same hometown. I feel as if my intelligence has been insulted. The only thing different about this shot is that they didn't photoshop "Landmark Jr." out of it. But it's still next to the same seedy porn shop and it's definitely the same diner. Give me a little more credit, guys. And do your research about people who watch these shows in Atlanta. I'll notice. I'll notice every time. 

Peace. Love. Cheshire Bridge.

tangent thirty: parks and atlantation.

Click to enlarge. 

I have major sleeping issues. As in I can never get any. But as I was catching up on my TV shows I noticed something. Okay, actually I can't take credit for noticing anything. My boyfriend noticed. So we were watching Parks and Recreation and one of the still shots caught his attention. Turns out it's the Landmark Diner. On Cheshire Bridge next to seedy porn shops and a tattoo parlor. Just thought I'd share. I don't know if any of you find it as entertaining. I think it's super rad. Then again, strange things bring me joy. Goodnight.

Peace. Love. ATL ho.

PS: Also, I noticed that I posted on a Tuesday without doing a tangent about music. My bad. Some of you aren't aware, but Tuesday tangents are referred to as "Tuneage Tuesdays" and although I don't really post on Tuesday that much it was a nice theme even if some of you weren't aware I was doing it. This time I did not follow through. Forgive me. It won't happen again. But it might. And probably will. 

tangent nineteen: just say no to emoticons.

That is all.

Peace. Love. [Insert smiley with tongue out and brows furrowed here].

tangent eighteen: rock the vote. not.

No one is voting. The poll is coming down. Maybe that means no one is reading. Whatevs. Looked at or not, the tangents will still be produced. We've already discussed my narcissistic tendencies. Ahem, excuse me. I've already discussed my narcissistic tendencies.

Peace. Love. No you can't.

tangent fifteen: voter registration.

Hi. 

I just added something new to my blog. A weekly question that you can cast your vote about. Pumped? I knew you would be. The questions will not be hard. Unless you are an imbecile. Alright. Go knock yourself out on the bottom of the sidebar.

Peace. Love. Yes you can.

tangent twelve: coming attractions.

For real. Updating soon. Don't get your panties in a wad. I have so much up my sleeve, you don't even know. (Comma splice? Not sure.)

Peace. Love. Wedgies rule.