Friday, March 26, 2010

tangent twenty-four: God must be mad at me.

All I wanted to do was go on this cruise. Tickets went on sale while I was out of town. I even begged my mom when I found out about it. Apparently it's not appropriate for 24-year-olds to want to do this kind of thing. And apparently I'm supposed to have a job by December 9 (when the glorious boat sets sail). Well I hope you're happy, Mother, because look what happened:


Peace. Love. Quit playing games with my heart, Mom (and God).

PS: If anyone wants to sign me up for the waiting list please feel free. I'll do whatever it takes to get on that boat. Whatever. It. Takes.

Monday, March 1, 2010

tangent twenty-three: everyone Googles everyone.


Hey kids.
It's nice to see your shining faces again. I'm a liar. I can't see your faces. I don't know if they're shining or not. And to be honest, I don't care all that much. Nothing against you. I just don't really know who exactly is reading this so it's hard for me to feel genuine concern for the matter. This is going to be short and sweet. I Google people all the time: celebs, myself, real people, the list goes on. I also happen to check my blog's traffic a lot. Tonight, after I exhausted my procrastination habits between twitter and facebook I decided to see who's been checking out Tangent M lately. I can't see your name so don't freak out. I can, however, sometimes see how you got to my blog. Apparently I'm not the only person who thinks Hodge Wooten is a stud muffin. So, whoever you are, you've been caught. Sort-of. I don't know your name. Only that you're from Marietta. But I know that you found my blog because you googled Hodge. I took a screenshot to prove it (click the picture at the top to enlarge). And I seriously doubt there are two Hodge Wootens running around Atlanta. If so, this city is a better place. Either way, I'm telling him. Okay, off to do work. Maybe. Probably not.

Peace. Love. Heart for Hodge.